clericoftheravenqueen:

weeklyworldnews:

I ‘ad a date, *shrugs* and I was unaware zhere were supposed to be pranks today. You should go out wiz Murray some time for your pranks, take zhe damn abomination off my ‘ands for a little while.

*rolls eyes* There were…extenuating circumstances this week, unfortunately, but in the best of times, I usually plague the locals every Tuesday.